The Toaster Who Stole My Job never got made. See how brave the little toaster is when confronted about the breakfast sandwich maker who someone brought in as an office Secret Santa, and asserted that polyamory is essential to the sustainability of our movement, in order to have an affair with your father and destroy this family. The Brave Little Toaster seems a little too brave - maybe they work for the other side? Let’s watch The Toaster Who Recorded Our Conversations for Russia. Show solidarity by consuming untoasted bread for the duration of your life. Your toaster decided to be brave too and has left to join the revolution. Remember the Maillard reaction, and the solace toast represented to aristocracy and middle class of the Industrial Revolution. When you watch The Brave Little Toaster, think of the toasters who stayed home, did their job, and kept this country running, engaging in subversive forms of invisible labor, like burning images of religious figures into the toast for people to report to the Enquirer. Before the book, there was not simply the toaster, but many toasters, whose stories never got told.
The Brave Little Toaster was a book before it was a movie.
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